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imaginefallout:

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

notahoe:

I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol

(Source: cyberho)

(Source: 420dongsquad)

spiderwater:

Pizza Planet Truck

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

actionables:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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nerdjpg:

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

nerdjpg:

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

(Source: barebackinq)

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

maybe straight white boys wouldnt be so bad at texting if girls werent such bitches.
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klefable:

woah there brony friendzoni

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

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unfollovving:

chusska:

I shaved my leg. Feel how smooth it is!

Nash Grier would be so happy

hi:

web-vibes:

so how many dicks did jakemalik have to suck to get hi.tumblr.com though real talk

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