Valentines day will be CANCELLED Friday, February 14th, due to inclement weather and dangerous road conditions.
SOME of my favorite characters from the three seasons of American Horror Story. (no male characters because they are all useless). [click for clearer image]
khloe is definitely the prettiest kardashian, idc what anyone says
whenever you feel the impulse to cuddle a boy, find a cat instead and draw it close.
cats are 100% cuter than any boys and vastly less annoying. they do not speak, eliminating one of the main reasons why boys are unbearable.
love cats, hate boys
boys seem better in theory
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
I just located this on page 1700 of my likes
if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants
I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because:
- I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
- Not popular enough for twitter
- Facebook is dumb
I sincerely hope Blue Ivy’s bedtime stories begin with Beyonce upon a time
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you